
Gidday there Mate, and a big hello from Sydney town…
What a day! For those outside of Australia, iPhone was officially launched today and I had to make the important decision of chucking a sickie and heading off to the store and being first in line, or to be mature, do my work and head over to Apple in my lunch break… Well let’s just say that after comparing my sick pay rate and the price of the new iphone, I went to work and hoped there would be a few left over…
Well as it turned out I was lucky and I am now the proud owner of a spanking new iPhone 3GS, all sexy and shiny but kinda missing something…
I was reading in Time magazine that the iPhone has quickly become the latest thing in porn as office workers were looking for a more “portable” platform that would not get them busted when using a company laptop…
I can see it’s merit and decided to do some road testing for you guys as part of my intrepid attitude and yearning to share all things porn…
So, first stop was La Casa Cody for my first iPhone porn session with Martin…
Now I think it’s important to note that I was really hoping to break in this baby with a nice solid fuck session but an update is an update and I was more then happy to get giggy on a solo. After all what if it was waaaaaay too exciting and hurt something. At least this way I would be able to get my rhythm in
Ok so the login was very smooth and I was able to click straight onto Martin’s movie as easy as pie…
A few seconds later I was being swooned by a spunky looking, Charlie Sheen voiced lad who surprised me by being able to dodge the whole nude push-up offer… I’m sort of thinking, wow how the fuck did he manage to do that?
Anyways… Picture quality was ok, tho I have to admit that I do tend to download the biggest version when @ home so perhaps the “old school” feel might just have to be part of the “on the road” experience.
Actually in the Time magazine report they did mention there were some studios that are producing movies specifically for iPhone which I imagine might entail some nice tight close-ups and other “palm of your hand” style shots.
Overall it was ok tho I do wish it was possible to zoom in on the movie a bit more.
Martin is cute enough, tidy bod and he certainly has a nice hairy butt, now having said that it was a fairly standard double wank intro, well to a point…
“To a point?” you ask? Well you see there was the middle chit chat session…
What was pitched as an exhibition of physical prowess and some sort of track and field event, ended out not only knocking out the camera guy, but at the risk of sounding bitchy, it kinda looked a bit like Martin’s audition tape for “Hair Spray”.
Don’t get me wrong it’s a great show but I’m just not sure if a wank film is the place for it
But what the fuck would I know, I was watching porn on a mobile phone in an airline lounge, LOL.
So yes there you go, a cute guy and he did say those magic words “Bi Curious” which for the uninitiated usually means ferocious bottom, so you just never know eh?
You can check out Martin here @ Sean Cody, on your iPhone *or* PC
For the real test of my iPhone porn goodness let’s get a nice fuck update going eh?
Be good mate,
Gef
BTW Any Sydney blokes up for a beer?